"I'm known around the office for flexing my barista muscle"...

"People are surprised that I have had the tip of my finger stitched back on" ...

"If I could have dinner with one person, it would be Barack Obama"...

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression." ...

"I'm known around the office for my hair." ...

"If I could get a tattoo it would be, '2018 Essendon Premiers.'" ...

"People are surprised that I have a partner." ...

"I'm known around the office as 'Kandi Man.'" ...

"People are surprised that I can't whistle" ...